SOURCE: The Incredi-Bull Products Company

The Incredi-Bull Products Company

January 28, 2016 17:32 ET

Anti-Valentine Offers World's First Sustainable Solution to Global Scourge

KANATA, ON--(Marketwired - January 28, 2016) - A Canadian startup company is making novel use of an abundant natural resource to meet the needs of individuals looking for a sustainable way to express their feelings with edgy humour.

Straddling the resource and knowledge economies, the newly launched Incredi-Bull Products Company uses additive manufacturing to transform a globally available raw material into a value-added artisanal product line. 

"What began as a joke has become a personal expression company filling the need for comic relief from life's aggravations," says Patrick ("Paddy") Field, Chief Bucoprodynamicist of Incredi-Bull. "We are proud to have created a product line that addresses an important market niche."

The company has targeted Valentine's Day for its product launch, developing a limited-edition anti-Valentine gift package, perfect , Mr. Field says, "for that not-so-special someone." Offering an original poem, greeting card and artisanal gift, this clever and mocking missive comes with a virtuous twist: it enables you to express yourself while contributing to the development of new markets for an under-valued and sustainable natural resource.

"This is the world's only Valentine that addresses the global scourge of an accumulating raw material," says Patrick (Paddy) Field, Chief Bucoprodynamicist of Incredi-Bull. "We are redirecting this abundant raw material to a higher purpose. Sourced from the daily byproduct of only the finest stud bulls, this is an appropriately packaged personal expression gift. We are very proud of our value-added ratio that is comparable to that of the semiconductor industry."

"Whatever your beef -- whether it's a deceitful partner or a scamming corporation -- our Anti-Valentine sends a moving message that won't be forgotten." 

For on-time delivery by Valentine's Day, orders must be placed by Feb. 5.

Twitter hashtag: #incredi-bull

About Incredi-Bull Inc.:

Straddling the Canadian resource and knowledge economies, Incredi-Bull is a personal expression company providing high-quality offerings in sterile, odorless, mailable form.

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