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Big Dick Beer

October 20, 2010 09:30 ET

Go Big or Go Home: Big Dick Beer Launches Apparel and Accessories Line at

New Company's Focus Long on Humor, Aims to Penetrate Markets Nation-Wide

ORLANDO, FL--(Marketwire - October 20, 2010) -  Big Dick Beer, a new apparel and accessories company, has just launched their website and is ready to take all comers to its e-commerce site, The new website sells funny t-shirts, hats, beer koozies, coasters, and glassware with Big Dick Beer's logo on it and their slogan, "Goes Down Smooth."

"Although making beer is a serious business, we don't take ourselves seriously," said Ralph Allen, founder. "We think that the country needs to lighten up some, and we hope that Big Dick Beer can help in some way."

In the future, will run contests for readers of the site's blog and for its followers on social media channels. will also be launching a beer in the near future. "We're in the early stages -- you could call it the foreplay -- of producing our beer," Allen continues. "We don't want to come out to the market prematurely, so we're taking it slow. Once we're ready, though, we expect that our beer will explode on the marketplace and really shake things up!"

Go to for more information, to join the mailing list, or to purchase Big Dick Beer products now.

About Big Dick Beer
Founded in 2010, Big Dick Beer revolutionized the beer industry with its clever innuendos, puns, and light-hearted approach. By making all of its products purely of concentrated awesome -- a distillation process which can only be learned after three consecutive lifetimes of study -- Big Dick Beer has created a product that either makes your hair glossier, your dancing better, your body more sculpted, or none of the above.

If you think that the country needs a little more humor and aren't afraid to let everyone know that, go to and join in on the fun by entering a contest, submitting a picture or video, or purchasing one of their quality -- and concentrated awesome -- products today. Find them on Facebook at and on Twitter at

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