SOURCE: SK Intertainment

February 05, 2007 11:27 ET

Mr. Skin PROVES That Actresses Who Perform Naked Win MORE Academy Awards!

Nudity Equals Oscar!

CHICAGO, IL -- (MARKET WIRE) -- February 5, 2007 -- As the 73rd Annual Academy Awards looms, Mr. Skin, the world's foremost authority when it comes to celebrating nudity in film, has determined that actresses who appear bare on-screen are scientifically more likely to be named Best Actress.

"The road to the Best Actress Oscar is paved with the discarded costumes of thespians who dare to bare," declares Mr. Skin. "Just look at the results of the new calculating system we've devised at the Skin Laboratories, a method which I am proud to call Skinenomics."

Consider the following:

--  Each of the 2007 Best Actress nominees has done a nude scene at least
    once in her career.
    
--  Every single Best Actress winner since 1988 has gone naked on camera,
    many in the very films for which they were honored.
    
--  Beginning in the 1960s -- the dawn of bare skin in Hollywood
    productions -- incidents of nudity among nominees for Best Actress and Best
    Supporting Actress have risen dramatically, decade by decade.
    
The above figures are solid, indisputable facts, brought to light by mam-thematical advances recently made at Skin Central in the field of Skinenomics.

"Let this be a wake-up, and strip-down, call to today's starlets," decrees Mr. Skin. "Toplessness increases your chances of acquiring top honors. Uncovering your statuesque form leads to nabbing that coveted statuette. Taking it off will have you taking home a very special someone before the eyes of billions worldwide -- a short, bald, golden man named Oscar!"

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